05 August, 2009

Moron Hair

After close examination in the grim light of day, I've concluded that my hair was cut with toenail clippers.

I would have been better off telling a barber to trim the sides with a No. 4 blade.

I could pretend that I'm just coming off of chemo. Or maybe I should just tell my friends that I have mange.

Good thing I'm not vain.

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